Juli’s Mini-Rant™
Why do ghosts on TV and in movies always wear clothes even after they’ve died? Are the clothes made of the same stuff as their bodies? I FUCKING HATE FRED SAVAGE. Bobcat looked better when he was fat, now he’s freaky to look at. Drew Barrymore is an ugly retard. Carrot Top reminds me of Pippi Longstocking. What’s wrong with giving Cookie Puss [an ice cream cake from Carvel that Fred Norris once got his mother for Mother’s Day and everyone always makes fun of him for it - Ed.] as a present? Even though I would never eat it, I think that calling that heinous food “tunafish” is redundant. There’s no tuna dog or tuna cow, it’s just fucking tuna, so call it that, goddammit! I hate people who use umbrellas when it’s hardly raining - you’re not made of sugar, you pussies! I also hate women who have big canoe feet and intentionally buy sandals a few sizes too small and then the ends of their feet hang over the back. Buy shoes your own size or bind your feet, like any self-respecting woman would!

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Juli doesn’t hate Fred Savage as much as she used to because he is the voice of Oswald, the blue Octopus. My brother introduced me to the show and it’s the only show my son likes, which is fine with me.

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