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My Best Friend is a Junkie!
Junkies are a dime a dozen, but usually you expect them to be white trash, really stupid or rock stars. I have seen dozens of junkies on TV, and they all have washboard abs, chain smoke and count Jack Daniels as a major food group. That has always amazed me. I mean, how can you remember complex chord changes, the location of all your effects pedals and when it’s time to sing back up when you are loaded to the gills on junk? Don’t ask me, because I would never touch heroin.
My friend then turned into a Junkie. The end.
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