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ADD Movie Reviews
Walking Tall
The Rock beats up stuff with a big stick.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Produce Pete bangs that bitchy girl from Being John Malkovich.
One Night in Paris (the Paris Hilton porno)
Skinny whore fucks sleazy guy.
Armageddon
Bruce Willis kills himself on an asteroid and Ben Affleck sucks.
Open Water
Fish eat assholes.
Mr. Saturday Night
Billy Crystal gets old and sucks.
Run Lola Run
Hot German chick runs around very fast.
She’s Having a Baby
Elizabeth McGovern doesn’t get an abortion.
Basic Instinct
Sharon’s Stone’s pussy is blonde.
Jaws
Big fish eats a few people.
Titanic
Kate Winslet shows her tits and Leo drowns.
Silence of the Lambs
People are delicious.
Goodfellas
Joe Pesci is a murderer, not a clown. Also, coke is bad.
Legally Blonde
Whores are stupid.
Superman Returns
Superman returns.
The Machinist
Batman runs over a kid and then loses a lot of weight.
Wedding Crashers
Rachel McAdams is insanely fucking hot.
Anchorman
Jack Black kills Will Ferrell's dog, which makes Will cry like a bitch.
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