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I Would Like to Thank You!
I really do appreciate all the kind people who take time out of their lives to let me entertain them. I know that it is a privilege not everyone gets, so I’m trying as best I can to say, “You are cool, and not just because you find me slightly interesting, but because you are willing to take a chance on something new and to allow me to be right or wrong at your discretion.
My very expensive market research has determined that a simple majority of people coming this site are attracted to women, especially famous ones. I like seeing celebrity nudes because in a sick way, it makes me feel like they’re not better than anyone else. In some cases, I like them because they remind me that they’re so fucking better than everyone else and I want to have sex with them. Especially Milla Jovovich. Give me some of that, yo.
Anyway, here’s my thanks, to you, the one person in a thousand who clicked on the word “you” just bceause they could. You’re awesome and here are some boobies as my way of saying, “Thanks, pal.”
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